I believe that when you know how to physically touch a woman; that’s when you really have her. Hand placement and the use of your hands is everything.
A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
I jus threw up in my mouth
Family friendly!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.